Q: Why is she called Monica Mass?
A: Don't know. Just be glad we didn't call her Dian Dong.
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Q: Why is she called Monica Mass?
A: Don't know. Just be glad we didn't call her Dian Dong.
Q: What are Monica's powers?
A: What aren't her powers? She can fly, she's strong enough to lift a tank, she can build up enough quantum energy to destroy a planet, she can survive space, and she can cook ribs like nobody's business.
Q: Does she drink and smoke?
A: She's 16! Of course not.
Q: There's a rumor that she's a Republican, is that true?
A: Well, uh, er, yeah...but I'm sure it's just a rebellious phase. You know these kids today.
Q: This Sheena Easton fixation...Monica isn't...well, you know...?
A: What the...! No. She has a big crush on Tom Cruise.
Q: When did Monica get her powers?
A: 6:45 PM on her 16th birthday
Q: Does she have a nemesis?
A: No. She spends much of her time fighting her parents silver-age foes, who are still seeking vengeance.
Q: Is Monica good in school?
A: Straight A's, baby!
Q: Why did Monica develop powers but not her sister, Vanessa?
A: I don't know.
Q: Why are her powers so different and greater than her parents?
A: I don't know that either.
Q: Is Professor Wink insane?
A: No, but he's pushing up against the line.
Q: Who should get a spin-off?
A: I'd like to see Sweeney in his own book.
Q: What was the inspiration for Monica Mass?
A: The song Particle Man by They Might Be Giants.
Q: Who should play Monica in the movie?
A: Oprah or Jodie Foster.
Q: Would you agree that "Tuff Luv" is a stupid name?
A: Say, is that the phone?
Q: Can Monica time-travel?
A: I think once she learns more about her quantum energy powers she'll be able to.
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