I WAS BORED WITH SMALL TOWN LIFE, I WANTED EXCITEMENT BUT ALL I FOUND WAS SCANDAL
THE ONE SHOTS (before series debut)
Issue 0% The Golden-age, a peek at how the good old days were in Pegasus City plus we see the fate of the original Warhorse and the birth of the new Warhorse.
Issue 0 x 0 The Silver-age, Warhorse becomes the biggest hero in Pegasus City, we seehis greatest challenge against the Gray Gorilla Group and the Weather Imp. Plus the meeting, the courtship, and the marriage of Warhorse & GoldenRod.
Issue +0 The Brass age, Monica Mass finally appears (as a baby and a pre-teen), little Vanessa notices how big the chests are in comic books, and the Warhorse/GoldenRod marriage deteriorates into a bitter divorce.
THE SERIES
Issue 1 Finally...Monica Mass. Her 16th birthday ends in a bang when her powers kickin for the first time. GoldenRod and Warhorse see this as the perfect opportunity to shape her into the hero they never were...the greatest. They won’t allow Monica to be a second stringer, no, sir.
Issue 2 The ghost of Napoleon makes Pegasus City his first stop on his road to worlddomination. Though in the end it turns out it’s really the ghost of a nut who thought hewas Napoleon...and he would’ve gotten away with it too if not for that meddling kid.
Issue 3 Trouble brews when the guests on Warhorse’s morning talk show spill over to GoldenRod’s cooking show. A recipe for disaster. But a bigger problem faces PegasusCity when Queen Leerrin (who had been deposed a long time ago in a galaxy far away)comes to Earth seeking new subjects to rule.
Issue 4 Though she’s getting better at wielding her great powers and causing less damage to the city, things are not progressing fast enough! The Justice Union try-outsare soon and Monica has to be perfect. The family honor is at stake. Thus, Warhorse brings in a few silver-age buddies to help train Monica. Though this turns into a house-destroying free-for-all when it turns out one of those buddies had a brief fling with GoldenRod while she was dating Warhorse.
Issue 5 Still unaware that Tuff Luv is her sister Vanessa, Monica and the villainess dukeit out on Pay-Tv as a displeased Justice Union watches.
Issue 6 The big day has arrived. Warhorse and GoldenRod escort their daughter to theJustice Union tryouts. Things have changed drastically since they themselves auditioned(12 times over the years)....to weed out those who would seek to waste their precious time, the new rules state that those who don’t pass the audition and gain membership can be put to death. They’re the Justice Union...who’s mighty enough to stop them?
Issue 7 Lava-King has finally made good on his promise to destroy the world that has shunned him and his people. By deteriorating the Earth’s core he has set in motion the planet’s implosion...unless Monica and heroes from across the globe can stop it.
Issue 8 The evil cartel called Whipsmart has hired Hillbilly Smokum (an alien with asouthern fixation) to kill Monica Mass and he rarely fails. Plus Tuff Luv finds love on thePGA tour.
Issue 9 Monica gets her first kiss! Okay, the first kiss her parents know about.
Issue 10 A world of pain is opened up, brother, as Man-Mountain McGee comeslooking for a ripe, young bride...and woe be unto any who would stand in his way.
Issue 11 Contention Of The Planet Of The Apes. Though soundly defeated and humiliated at the end of the silver-age by Warhorse, the Gray Gorilla Gang is back and they have turned everyone in Pegasus City into some kind of primate.
Issue 12 The truth about the Monica Mass series is revealed, though long-time readers of Mansion (all seven readers) will have probably figured it out by now. Will Monica survive the revelation?
Issue...hey, there’s a lot more, this ain’t no mini-series...
THE ONE SHOTS (after series debut)
Sweeney Christmas : Bullet To The Brain, Baby Covering a five year period, cliched cop Sweeney Christmas recounts the deaths of 19 partners and his 23 suspensions.
Autopilot (giant-size) Monica Mass appears for about 3 pages in this parody of tvspin-off pilots masqueraded as regular series entries. 27 hopefuls appear in their own sections with little involvement from Monica.
What Else... Professor Wink opens a gateway to If-World and on it Monica becomes Lucy Lawless and the Professor turns into David Duchovny in a tale we call The Xena Files. And before leaving this world they also work in Buffy The Vampire Slayer vs Blade as portrayed by Monica and the Professor (y’know, he looks kinda good in a ‘fro).
Tuff Luv Gonna Git Ya Vanessa develops problems with her implants and considers removing them until she gets advice from a popular busty comic star. Also, after she stops a former villainous colleague from setting offnerve gas in a black church she gives thought to switching back to the side of the good guys...until she gets advice from a popular anti-hero.
Classics Illustrious Monica and cast reenact The Three Musketeers, Mobey Dick, and avery bloody Wuthering Heights.
Coming Soon: "One Tuff Luv" drawn by Rich Larson
